Bonjour, hello, hola, and booyakasha to all you ugly cunts. I’m sitting in bed, as I’m want to do on a Saturday morning before going out, with a hot cup of black coffee to my left. The brown crema has subsided slightly and I reckon that it will be ready for drinking soon. Recently I’ve … Continue reading Learning From Some Of The Best
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#39: Twenty-Greateen
“My goodness am I tired”, I thought to myself as I rolled out of bed on Thursday morning. I’d been at the Daygame documentary premiere the night before, and a few beers had turned into many, meaning that I’d got to sleep at around 2am. Now it was 7am and time to get up for … Continue reading #39: Twenty-Greateen
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Lay report to follow once I get a bleedin' moment to right the damn thing. 2017 Statistics will also be going up shortly as a permanent page.
Book and Daygame Update
Hello folks, I’m putting this very quick post out there today to update you on my progress with my memoir and the beginning of my Daygame year. After taking Krauser up on his memoir challenge I’ve collated the lay reports, chopped off the fat, and began to “storify” them. So far I’ve got 43,409 words, … Continue reading Book and Daygame Update
Bittersweet Goodbyes
“Will we ever see each other again?”, Victoria asked, looking into my eyes. She didn’t know what to do. “Maybe”, I replied slowly, “we’ll leave it to the hands of fate”, as I gestured into the darkness of the street. We kissed again, she giggled, gave me one last look, turned around, and left. At … Continue reading Bittersweet Goodbyes
Date Report: Petra Pansexual
1 - Background I met a Romanian girl, let’s call her Petra, at the end of my Game holiday, so that would be three weeks ago. It was on Great Portland Street and she was on her way to class. She seemed quite rebellious: she was not enjoying her course and the fact that she … Continue reading Date Report: Petra Pansexual
To Normalise or Not?
When a lot of people are starting their Daygame journey they try to normalise the act. It helps them to say “I’m just popping to the shops for milk” or “I need to go into town to get a new pair of jeans” and then they wangle in a set or two on their way. … Continue reading To Normalise or Not?
Christmas Day Shenanigans
The Christmas tree twinkled in its glorious plasticity while Crown lay back, phone in hand, espresso in the other. “Merry Christmas, I hope you’ve been good for Santa ;)”, he tapped, before copying, pasting, and seeing where the pieces fell… Credit Torero for the naughty Christmas ping idea, and that’s exactly what I did. Dead … Continue reading Christmas Day Shenanigans
Girls From “X” Are The Hardest Girls
Another day, another drink. Today, it’s gin and tonic, and I’m ready to lay your mum the world to rights; as Hemingway said: “write drunk and edit sober”. Rewind twenty minutes ago, and I was on the toilet, where most of my inspiration comes from. I was thinking about how everyone complains about how girls … Continue reading Girls From “X” Are The Hardest Girls
