“Life is a joke; death is the punchline” Someone, maybe me, I don’t know I made it. I finally made it! After years of arduous effort, long dark nights of the soul, epic introspection and even epic-ker LMR battles I reached the milestone every man dreams of: 100 lifetime lays. Okay, it didn’t actually take … Continue reading #95-100: The Punchline
Category: lay report
Guest Lay Report: Student Success Story
Today’s post is a quick lay report from Mr M, a student of mine who I coached infield earlier this summer. During our coaching session we talked about escalation a lot and, as you will read, it paid off for him sooner rather than later! If you’re interested in coaching then let me know. ***** … Continue reading Guest Lay Report: Student Success Story
#89-94: Slags and the Shagger
I’m here with another collection of lay reports: those from the first half of 2022. The theme of these lays is pre-selection. Throughout the period I was asking girls questions along the lines of “when did you know you’d sleep with me,” “when did you know I would go for it” and “why did you … Continue reading #89-94: Slags and the Shagger
Guest Lay Report: Russian Tango Bang(o)
Today’s post is a guest lay report by Kevin, a student of mine (previous lay report here). We stay in touch and he sends me quarterly reports of how he’s getting on. If you’re interested in coaching then send me a message here. Otherwise let’s enjoy Kevin’s report! ***** It was 30th March. One day … Continue reading Guest Lay Report: Russian Tango Bang(o)
Guest Lay Report: Brazilian Bang
Today’s post is a guest lay report by a guy - let’s call him Kevin - who I had a Skype call and a day’s coaching with last year (his testimonial is here). What I really like about Kevin is his honesty, his determination to succeed, and his organisation (all of which contributed to him … Continue reading Guest Lay Report: Brazilian Bang
#85-88: Clumpiness
Merry Christmas! This will be my last post of 2021 and it’s another lazy collection of lay reports, similar to the one that I wrote for September. These four lays (one Bar Game and three Daygame) all came from October, making it another stellar month. In September’s post I highlighted that just because I’d had … Continue reading #85-88: Clumpiness
#80-84: September
I think I’ve hit that point that a lot of Daygamers get to: the one where you can’t be bothered to write in-depth lay reports anymore unless they have something special to them. If you don’t believe me, check out Roy’s latest reports where he combines many lays into one post and Mr White’s latest … Continue reading #80-84: September
#79: Headfirst for Halos
It was one of the hottest days of the year so far, and if you’ve met me before, then you’ll know that I don’t deal with the heat well. Sun lotion is slathered on at an alarming rate and I have to duck from shade to shade like some sort of ginger gollum. I was … Continue reading #79: Headfirst for Halos
#78: Natural Born Killer
I was out with Kaiser after a stroke of good luck with the weather. It had been threatening to rain all day and the forecast was ominous. Suddenly, around 5pm, the rain cleared away, and so we met at Oxford Circus. Given the dark clouds overhead I wanted to get my sets done and out … Continue reading #78: Natural Born Killer
#77: Ice Cream Man
I met Lara a few weeks ago after work. It was one of those times where I had a pocketful of leads (of which none worked out) and so had set myself the simple task of just doing a set. I figured that that would keep me ticking over and I could at least tell … Continue reading #77: Ice Cream Man